Hal-hal menyenangkan saat kamu depresi

Gue notice ternyata depresi bisa menyenangkan juga. Minimal buat gue.
Gue jadi ga terlalu peduli ama apa yang terjadi di sekeliling gue. Dunia seolah bergerak dalam slow-motion. Life like creatures roaming the earth, but I don’t care much about them.
Depresi ini juga, somehow, mengakumulasi kepercayaan diri yang tiba-tiba memuncak justru karena ga peduli ama apa yg terjadi ama lingkungan sekitar. I don’t feel like flushing down the toilet right now. No, really I don’t!
I got this “bite me” look setiap kali ada yg nyoba ngomong ama gue. Which is kind of cool karena tampang gue jadi kayak jagoan2x koboy jaman dulu. Leave me alone with my masculinity. I don’t need nobody because I am STRONG!
O ya, and try to be funny with me, tell some jokes. Just try! TRY!
I don’t feel like reading books, watching movies, or do anything that might give some pleasant feeling. Pleasant feeling is bad. Go away!
Gue ga peduli buat baek ama orang, ga peduli keliatan baek ama orang. In conlusion, gue lagi ga peduli ama orang. Yeah you, what’s your name again?
I can do anything, I can say anything, I can write anything. Nothing really matter, like Metallica used to say.
I says what I think when I want it, where I want it.
God! I might as well live in depression all my live, for all I care.
This is great! I feel good. πŸ™‚

27 thoughts on “Hal-hal menyenangkan saat kamu depresi”

  1. menurut aq hal yang menyenangkan itu…
    melakukan hal yang aq mw..
    mw org laen larang atw CO aq larang tetep aq mw lakuin itu…..

  2. U know that it wrong, but there is no way u can find out.
    U know that its near u, but u cant reach it out.
    U want to speak loud, there’s no confidence to speak up LOUD.
    I think u were wrong, u still need a buddy or even an enemy to hear your crying, just like what u wrote up. U can’t live alone bro.;-)

  3. Yours is definitely not a depression,man.
    I have major depressive disorder (not proud of it, still struggle with it every single day of my life). I have monthly meetings with a psychiatrist and a psychologist (yep, two doctors!!) to deal with it. It definitely doesn’t feel good. It sucks. It eat you from inside and leave you rotten.
    But yes, I don’t care much about others. I just say what I wanna say and do what I wanna do. And sometimes I just want to be alone.

  4. Menarik. Gue pastikan elu orang yang menarik. Gue memang belum banyak bertemu orang mengingat usia gue, tapi gue yakin lu cukup menarik untuk dikenal. Maybe some day…

  5. Get normal soon…walaupun kata2 ini gak terlalu ng-“efek”, tp ini dari bener2 tulues πŸ™‚

  6. you feel depressed, but at the same time you feel good..

    is there such a thing called a good depression???…

    man.. you definitely need a shrink… ;P

  7. mau beli berapa botol noy?

    bisa beli dari gue, tapi lebih menguntungkan kalo kamu jadi downline gue aja, jadi kamu ntar dapet komisi juga dan bisa ngerekrut downline yg lain juga.

    lumayan loh kalo serius kitanya, apalagi kalo udah jadi depresi diamond tingkatnya.

    hhekhekek .. *the MLM of depression on the run*

  8. Kayaknya ada yg udah kangen isteri banget nih…:) Padahal masih lama kan baliknya?
    Wah, Nita… buruan balik, suami udah ngga tahan tuh!!!:)

  9. thx, buat temen2x yg udah ngasih komentar.

    walo yeah hehe hmmm.. depresi enak juga sebenernya, seperti yg udah gue bilang. πŸ™‚

    gimana plis? if you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right, kan?

    hehe.. i *am* having fun, so, i must be in the right kind of depression πŸ™‚

  10. sania Bang enda…”santaiii….santai sajahhh ahhhhh…” Buat Teh Nita, better go back to bangkok soon jigana

  11. iih… moody… kayak cewek aja… :-p Mau joke yah? Coba deh yg ini, tau udah baca belon pada…

    And God populated the earth with broccoli and
    cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow
    vegetables of all kinds, so man and woman would live
    long and healthy lives.

    And Satan created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s brought
    forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said
    to Man, “You want fries with that?” And man said,
    “Super size them.” And man gained pounds.

    And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might
    keep her figure that man found so fair.

    And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth
    chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to
    put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, “Try my crispy fresh salad.”

    And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits,
    and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for
    dessert. And woman gained pounds.

    And God said, “I have sent your heart healthy
    vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.”

    And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it
    needed its own platter and man gained pounds, and his
    bad cholesterol went through the roof.

    And God brought forth running shoes, and man resolved
    to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth
    cable TV with remote control so man would not have to
    toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And
    man gained pounds.

    And God said, “You’re running up the score, Devil.”
    And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable
    naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.

    And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
    starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And
    he created sour cream dip also. And man clutched his
    remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in
    cholesterol.

    And Satan saw and said, “It is good.” And man went
    into cardiac arrest.

    And God sighed and created quadruple bypass
    surgery…..

    CHEERS!!!

  12. At least u have something on the horizon buddy !!! Think about people who sometimes do not even have a conceivable reason to get up every morning (..like me :)), that’ll make u feel better !

  13. anjiiiisss Priska jadi kangen maca2 depleci yeuh!..ngeunah nya kang!…ningali jelema make mata “rek naon siah Jing?” teh poll.. he he he πŸ™‚

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